Skyrim Journal

This is going to be a thread journal of all the times that I've played the game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim because I figured that it would be funny to write around about the the misadventures of a Nordic woman who is strong and on equally strong Nordic crack cocaine.
Her name? Sona. Her cause? Just, in her words "getting the fuck done with it."

Format

I want to write the thread entries in the form of a journal entry on Sona's perspective who is just on a the go as if on an ancient sports softdrink.
The point is to write about getting things done because she realizes that the gods of Tamriel are a bunch of dicks that want her to live out a life defined by violent errands and menials tasks involving bodily fluids that are needlessly extracted (once again violently, usually).

There might be a second run but mostly defined by the skimpy outfits that mysteriously have the magical strengthening properties of full-bodied armor even though it bares everything. I guess what I'm saying is that the second run of the game (if ever) will be something like "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" but replace "Hercules" with "Atalanta".

Anyway this format allows for easy writing becuase honestly I'll just degrade entries from being formal fictiona, role-playing prose to that of what I would like to describe as "routine sex as described by The Wife™".